Frustration is just the beginning of medicine

good guys never end up good.

looking for updates, werent you?

go away.



shooo!







really. go away.








alright, fine. you win.
I give up.

the reason for unblogging for a while, was, well, I had other things to do!
like sleep, eat a sandwich, sleep, drink milkshake, sleep, rage a war, sleep, play need for speed, sleep, wardrobe malfunction, bite into a chocolate, sleep, you know the usual.

did you catch the wardrobe malfunction in there?
good boy!

on that note, for the slighly deludish readers out there : if it happens inside a single room when youre the only one in it, it cannot be called a wardrobe malfunction.

anyway.

whats with girls and linda goodman?

is it an eternal crush kind of thing?

the breeds of females who know how to brush their hair, is still less than the linda goodman female fan population!

i dont get it.
what the heck?

there are so many snide comment like
oh, he's wierd. must be pisces.
oh, she gets angry easily, must be leo.
oh, thats mud, must be an earth sign.
oh, fountain, water sign ppl must be around.
oh, its a hot girl in a short skirt, must be katrina kaif.
oh, its deluded, lets all go have crazy sex.


some of that may not be the actual comment.


so okay.
i had my future read by some really tantrik people and asked them the eternal question(will i get a girl? ever?)
(mostly on the internet)(because its free)(and free is ALWAYS great!)

palmistry expert: hmm. you have deep lines. your venus mounds are not prominent.
deluded :(venus mounds? WTF!!?)
P: but still, your luck line is tortuous and your life line is intersecting with your brain line which in turn intersects with your t shirt line, that means there is a holy triangle formed inside your pants corner, blah blah blah, other stuff
D:so, the answer to my question............
P: you have a good chance, really. but......
D: but.......?
P: youre a loser.
D> the cursed punch!
P>hospitalised

astrologist: i see that your sun is in a quadrant unfavourable to your neptune tendencies
D: that makes sense. yes. and?
A: your mars tower of babel is nearing its true height, and this shall cause your moon to be specially attracted to someone else's venus mounds.
D:(what is it with venus mounds?!!)
D:so......the answer?
A:youre a loser
A: the future looks bleak, but it shall turn golden if you buy my book(only Rs.735) and follow the direction, take me as your god, and give me money...
D> fist of the sun!
A>black eye

astronomist: erm what?
D: oops. wrong person
A: security!
D>achilles heel!
A>falls to ground clutching

gemologist: i believe what you need is a cat's eye gem on your index finger, that way you'll be less of a loser. or perhaps a sapphire....
D: i believe you need my middle finger up your.......
G>runs away
D>cheh. got away

D:ooh, nice hat with the peacock feather and all
divination person: welcome dear loser, how can i help you today.......
D>divine punishment

girl eating ice cream: youra loosa
D: err, what language? kannada gotilla

security guard: hey lo........
D>hidden buddhist arts: thousand years of pain



so.
anyway.
thats that.

dont you dare say anything starting with 'lo', you twits
(sammy :P)

oh, unless youre a hot girl, and you want to say you love me. then youre pardoned.

jab pait main ho khaana, to sabh kuch suhaana!

deluded:
eat a plum!
drink some water.
and lick your finger, covered in gum
Sammy:
and jump off a building
deluded:
onto a moti waali lady
sammy: hawwww
deluded:
and bounce off into the next building
sammy: elastic limit ka khayaal karna
warna bounce back ke bajayeee
...
messy scene ho jaye ga
deluded:
keep doing said activity until you cross the ocean
there, eat a bagel
b/c its, you know, international
sammy: haha
deluded:
piss in the open sea
sammy: interpol pakray gi ab
sheesh
deluded:
then piss on interpol waala computer
that make it go, bad booom boom
sammy: AHAHAHAHAHA
sleep with the fishes
lol
deluded:
you cannot possibly piss more, b/c you know.......tanki khaali
Saima: ahahahahah
LMAO
deluded:
so, go slap a french person
sleep with his girlfriend
sammy: she'll slap you
deluded:
shout viva la lalalalalaaaaaaaa
take a bottle of wine, hit it on a bus conductor's head
chop off your little finger
eat another bagel
stop the bleeding by using a silk cloth
wear a turban and shout choco attack!!
go to greece
look at hot greece girls
ask 5 of them out
get rejected
swallow sadness
sammy: dont forget slaps!!
deluded:
fly to mexico
ear a burrito
sammy: die of swine flu
deluded:
fart loudly.
sammy: ahahaha
deluded:
and then let loose a 'silent killer'
sammy: ahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
*bangs head on the keyboard
deluded: take a dump behind some bushes, b/c you know, its been a while
sammy: aww becharay
deluded: swim in a river
of mexican beer
sing a hindi song
call a mexican guy and say
hey sombrero
I be el polo loco
bow before me, peasant!
sleep with a hot mexican girl
make sure she takes a bath before though
fly to the moon
bomb the russians from there
sammy: dream on
deluded:
steal some moonshine
sammy: oooh
deluded:
fly to canada
sammy: save some for meeeeee
deluded:
eat a bagel
eat another bagel, its sooo friggin cold
burn the trees
wrestle with a polar bear
hit him between his legs
find out that its a she
run for your life
swim underwater
come up in front of australia
call their prime minister a nigga
eat a hat
eat a bagel. good for digestion
cut your arm off
regenerate.
eat a bagel. youre tired.
slap some australian cricketers.
say wassssuuup matey in a bad
go to a topless beach
throw some money into the sea
catch a crab
eat it
catch a great white shark
cook it into a bagel
eat the bagel
behead yourself
regenerate, with better hair this time
eat chinese food
watch some anime
buy a katana
sammy: in china now?
japan now
deluded:
no no, australia se hi
sammy: hahaha
khan kha tax lagay ga
deluded:
its cheaper there, black market!
sammy: oooh
then dont forget to sell a kidney
deluded:
cut off australia with your super great ultra super sword
into 3 parts
eat one part
slash everything, until only the topless beach is left
hang out there for a week
sammy: HAHAHA
deluded:
bomb the russians
see some diff types of 'bomb' at the beach
ooooh. missiles!
fly into the sun
sammy: torpedos
deluded:
lol
throw fireballs from there to saturn
burn saturn
sammy: great
deluded:
burn china
sammy: u went off to teh universe
but u didnt visit pakistan
deluded:
go to pakistan
eat kebabs
sammy: chicken walay!
sastay walay
deluded:
look at legendary hot lahori girls
sammy: :P
deluded:
meet a karachite chick
sammy: *snort
deluded:
touch her hand
get chased by extremists due to it
run to the middle east
sammy: hahaha
deluded:
sell your pee as water(theyd buy anything. yellow liquid gold? no?)
you know, b/c its been a while
eat a bagel
fly to mt everest
take a dump there, to make it 2 inches taller
fly to europe
get high on weed
get into a gay club
run the fuck out
sammy: a friend with weed is a friend indeed(sammyism)
deluded:
get into a lesbian club
announce that, since you like girls, you MUST be lesbian
have a threesome
fly to africa
do the kamehameha wave(dragonball Z)
take out africa with it
take out a giant whale, throw it on top of asia
let it sink due to its weight
bomb the russians
eat a bagel. tired.
pee on the americans
eat a mexican
bomb russia
burn south america
eat a german
eat a bagel
take a dump in the ocean
bomb whatevers left
fly into the sun
bomb earth
let it burst
go into hibernation, for future generations
remember to keep an extra large supply of bagels
never know when you need em
hmmmm
yeah
Im done :)
sammy: *silent treatment
deluded:
dude. Im SO posting this on my blog!
sammy: yeah you should!!!

that which hast burned while going in shall also burn while it cometh out.

the sky looks dark
but the clouds, glitter away
you take the world and grasp on it
holding everything
that you could feel

moon go ahead, and talk to me
tell me everything
that we could be

you take your hand
and feel the wind
and all I see
is a perfect shine
your bright eyes, show a glint of red
you scan the sky
with a turn of head

the trees wave their,
branches
asking you, to sway their way

moon go ahead, and talk to me
tell me all the things
that you can see

your eyes, are black and watery
they remind me
of saucerpans
the innocence you dream with
is never unwanted

you stand, all alone
watching me watching you
on a hilltop of, pretty green
and all I am, is holding breath

just because you know Im there
youre waiting, with a permanent stare
I raise my hand and reach for you
wanting everything, and everytime

moon go ahead, and come to me
forget all the things
that you can see

I watch you, running
and I stand there, just waiting
with outstretched hands, I wait for you
feeling every breath, watching every move

moon go ahead, and hug me tight
lose your every fear
because, this is too right

that perfect touch, that we can feel
youre my bird, and Im your tree
with the wind, your hair flows free
with your eyes closed
you can see

your hands feel hungrily
your breath does smell, chocolaty
the warmth you need
is in our bodies

moon go ahead, and kiss me
lets be everything
that we can be